TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well fiercer than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll celebration with every town lookin' slicker than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been flockin' to Texas like it's Gracelan